Dearest Friends of the Upper Crust-
Their Lordships herewith invite you to attend a truly star-studded evening of Rocque and Roll at Jewel, in Manchester New Hampshire, Saturday, November 26th. To obtain tickets you have but to click upon this link:
We say “star-studded” because besides Their Lordships of the Upper Crust, Boston’s own Watts, as well as Jenny Dee and the Deelinquents, are performing, with New Hampshire’s Moto opening the bill, thus ensuring that you will be entertained to a degree heretofore unimagined and thenceforth unimaginable.
We await this date with heady expectation, and though we have heard so little from you that it could be more accurately described as nothing, we know with quiet confidence that you are quite as eager as we ourselves to renew our acquaintance and carry it to a level of intimacy which would compel us to continue in Latin were we to attempt to describe it.
We look forwards most earnestly and impatiently to this enchanted evening, remaining until then your most dedicated and affectionate correspondent,
Secretary and Manservant to Their Lordships the Upper Crust